Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet

No more quests for those elusive Mailchimp Customer Journey answers!

What if you could stop losing hours setting up a Journey that’s not actually possible in Mailchimp?

There’s no need to search and ask in internet forums for help until your eyes glaze over. The Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet tells you exactly what you need to know in order to use a feature in Mailchimp Customer Journeys.

Are any of these just driving you nuts?

• You can’t figure out what ‘If/Else’, ‘Wait for trigger’, ‘Vendor’ or the hundreds of other things you can use mean.
• You’ve looked all over the Mailchimp Help Center website and it tells you only the obvious.
• You’re stuck but no one has talked about it on the internet.
• You ask for help on the forums and get crickets.
• You’re almost finished making your Customer Journey and find out that you have to redo it or even entirely scrap it because the thing you need it to do is not an option.

Well, what if you could make these problems a thing of the past?

What if you could

• Know with a quick scan whether some Mailchimp Customer Journey feature can be used the way you want?
• Find the explanations for Mailchimp Customer Journey features and terms all in one place?
• Stop wondering whether some Mailchimp Customer Journey does what you think it should do?

Ready to make your journey with Mailchimp Customer Journeys easier?

This is the guide you’ve been searching high and low for—along with a glossary of commonly used Mailchimp Customer Journey terms, you get all the features of a Customer Journey explained in detail down to the last option. And, it’s in a printable format that would look nice on your desk.

Can you see it?

Then, imagine what it would also be like if

• Your head didn’t hurt from scouring the internet, going down endless rabbit holes, just to get a little bit of info on a Mailchimp Customer Journey feature.
• You could build a Mailchimp Customer Journey without completely forgetting where you are because you had to go on a quest for the answer.
• You weren’t spending most of your time figuring out what a Mailchimp Customer Journey feature does and doesn’t do.

Less stress. More freedom.

What do you get with the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet?

Detailed (But Brief) Definitions ($108 value)

It’s got clearer explanations of the definitions and rules for Mailchimp Customer Journeys in cheatsheet-sized bites.

Deep Dive “In Detail”s ($58 value)

I didn’t stop there! I listed out every single option under the Mailchimp Customer Journey features available with info on how to use them.

top-to-bottom testing ($598 value)

This has all the things I found out about what works and doesn’t work. That alone is worth the cost of the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet.

And, if I wasn’t sure about something, I made doubly sure by using the feature in a test Journey run.

(Full disclosure: With the sheer number of features available, it took me a month to test most of the Starting Points and a few of the If/Else conditions in actual Journeys. Once I finish testing the rest of it, the price of the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet is going up! Lock in the price now so you can get that update free.)

Spill-Safe System ($28 value)

The Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet is organized so you don’t have to hunt for the other part of an explanation if your printouts are out of order. Spill away!

A Quick Guide to the Guide ($8 value)

To save space, I developed a system (yes, another one!) that keeps the cheatsheet a cheatsheet and not a novel. This gives you the rundown.

Got questions? I’ve got answers!

Do you work for Mailchimp?

Nope! I just use Mailchimp for my business.

What tools do I need to use the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet?

You need at least the Essentials Mailchimp marketing plan. You get very limited Customer Journey features with the Essentials marketing plan though.

The info in this guide is for anyone with a Standard Mailchimp plan. Premium plan members get some additional features that I don’t cover.

So, if I have the Free plan, I can’t use Mailchimp Customer Journeys?

Mailchimp doesn’t include it with the Free plan.

Can I use this cheatsheet to build automations in other email marketing service providers like Sendinblue or ConvertKit?

Probably not. Each provider has their own terminology, their own way of grouping your subscribers, and their own platform quirks.

What if this is my first time making a Mailchimp Customer Journey?

Then you’ll want this cheatsheet. Save yourself the headache!

I’m not good with tech speak. Will this be easy to understand?

I wrote the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet with you in mind! I’m a web developer and I was having trouble making sense of some of the features so I’ve designed this to be crazy clear.

You said there’s an update coming. Should I wait to buy this?

Don’t wait! Everything in Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet is stuff you can use right now. Some of the things I tested into the ground are features I actually use to run my business so there’s a good chance these are the ones you need too. Anything else I couldn’t triple check this round in a live test run got my best guess, knowing what I know about Customer Journeys.

If you buy now, that update is free. Once I finish testing and put out the new version, the price will go up!

So, what happens if Mailchimp makes changes to their Customer Journeys?

You’ll have lifetime access to the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet regardless of what Mailchimp does to their Customer Journey product, including discontinuing it. Hopefully, those changes will be improvements!

I just won’t be able to test those changes or write the changes into the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet for several, several months—Japanese lessons don’t create themselves!

Will I get your updates for free?

Yes, you’ll get lifetime updates for as long as I continue to use Mailchimp Customer Journeys and for as long as Mailchimp keeps the process of building Customer Journeys the same.

What if I try this out and want to return it? Can I get a refund?

As a digital product and because you can get through the entire thing in just a couple of hours, I don’t offer refunds for the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet.
 
 

How does this work?

1. Click that button above.
2. After you checkout, you’ll be taken straight to the Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet guide.
3. Download it. Print it. Give it its own stand on your desk.
4. Enjoy the time you get back!

Crazy Clear Terms Cheatsheet

Get it today and stop your quests for those elusive Mailchimp Customer Journey answers!